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(function() { |
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"use strict"; |
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const WIDGET_ID = "desktop-mode/jazz-quote"; |
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const WP_CODENAMES = { |
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7: "Louis Armstrong", |
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6.9: "Gene Harris", |
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6.8: "Cecil Taylor", |
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6.7: "Sonny Rollins", |
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6.6: "Tommy Dorsey", |
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6.5: "Regina Carter", |
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6.4: "Shirley Horn", |
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6.3: "Lionel Hampton", |
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6.2: "Eric Dolphy", |
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// "Dolphy" — woodwind multi-instrumentalist |
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6.1: "Mikhail Alperin", |
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// "Misha" — jazz pianist/composer (NOT Misha Dichter) |
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6: "Arturo O'Farrill", |
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// "Arturo" — Latin jazz pianist |
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5.9: "Joséphine Baker", |
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// "Josephine" |
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5.8: "Art Tatum", |
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// "Tatum" |
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5.7: "Esperanza Spalding", |
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// "Esperanza" |
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5.6: "Nina Simone", |
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// "Simone" |
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5.5: "Billy Eckstine", |
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// "Eckstine" |
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5.4: "Nat Adderley", |
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// "Adderley" |
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5.3: "Rahsaan Roland Kirk", |
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// "Kirk" |
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5.2: "Jaco Pastorius", |
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// "Jaco" |
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5.1: "Betty Carter", |
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// "Betty" |
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5: "Bebo Valdés" |
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// "Bebo" |
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}; |
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const MUSICIAN_QUOTES = { |
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"Louis Armstrong": [ |
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"If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.", |
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"Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.", |
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"All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song." |
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], |
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"Gene Harris": [ |
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"Play from your heart and the rest will follow.", |
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"The blues is the roots; everything else is the fruits.", |
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"Swing is a feeling, not a formula." |
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], |
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"Cecil Taylor": [ |
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"Music has to do with a lot of areas which are magical rather than logical.", |
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"The piano is a vehicle by which I can express my spirit.", |
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"I try to imitate on the piano the leaping of a plant." |
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], |
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"Sonny Rollins": [ |
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"Jazz is not just music — it's a way of life.", |
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"If you're not making a mistake, it's a mistake.", |
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"Playing is the easiest way for me to communicate with other people." |
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], |
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"Tommy Dorsey": [ |
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"A real pro is someone who does their best work even when they don't feel like it.", |
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"Make it swing and the people will follow.", |
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"The trombone is the voice of the orchestra." |
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], |
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"Regina Carter": [ |
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"The violin is not a barrier — it is a bridge.", |
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"I never wanted to be put in a box.", |
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"Swing is not a tempo. It is an attitude." |
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], |
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"Shirley Horn": [ |
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"Space is where music lives.", |
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"A slow tempo is a brave tempo.", |
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"Every note needs room to breathe." |
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], |
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"Lionel Hampton": [ |
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"I just hit the vibraphone and let God take over.", |
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"You can always tell a musician by the way they listen.", |
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"Jazz is the music of the moment that lasts forever." |
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], |
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"Eric Dolphy": [ |
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"When you hear music, after it's over, it's gone in the air. You can never capture it again.", |
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"I play a little different on each instrument.", |
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"Music is a reflection of everything — and that includes all kinds of beauty." |
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], |
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"Mikhail Alperin": [ |
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"Music is about finding your own voice, not someone else's.", |
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"Silence is part of music — the space between notes is where meaning lives.", |
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"Every note I play comes from somewhere inside that I cannot explain." |
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], |
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"Arturo O'Farrill": [ |
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"Latin jazz is the only truly American music.", |
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"Music is the universal language — and jazz is its most democratic dialect.", |
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"My job is to swing hard and think deep." |
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], |
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"Joséphine Baker": [ |
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"The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom.", |
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"I improvised, caricatured, and made people laugh.", |
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"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life — that word is love." |
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], |
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"Art Tatum": [ |
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"I'm always trying to do things differently.", |
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"The piano is a complete orchestra.", |
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"Speed is nothing without control." |
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], |
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"Nina Simone": [ |
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"Jazz is not just music — it's life.", |
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"I'll tell you what freedom is to me: no fear.", |
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"You've got to learn to leave the table when love's no longer being served." |
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], |
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"Esperanza Spalding": [ |
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"Music is a living thing.", |
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"I want to create something that is beyond genre.", |
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"A song is a conversation between the singer and the listener." |
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], |
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"Bebo Valdés": [ |
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"Cuban music is the most complete in the world.", |
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"You play with what you have, and you make it beautiful.", |
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"Music is the bridge between where you are and where you want to be." |
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] |
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}; |
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const JAZZ_WISDOM = [ |
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"Do not fear mistakes — there are none. — Miles Davis", |
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"Man, if you gotta ask, you'll never know. — Louis Armstrong", |
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"There are no wrong notes in jazz: only notes in the wrong places. — Miles Davis", |
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"Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. — Charlie Parker", |
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"You can play a shoestring if you're sincere. — John Coltrane", |
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"Jazz is the music of the body. — Anita O'Day", |
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"I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning. — Miles Davis", |
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"It takes a long time to play like yourself. — Miles Davis", |
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"Don't play what's there — play what's not there. — Miles Davis" |
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]; |
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function detectWpVersion() { |
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const inlined = window.desktopModeJazzQuote?.wpVersion; |
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if (inlined && /^\d+\.\d+/.test(inlined)) { |
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return inlined; |
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} |
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const meta = document.querySelector('meta[name="generator"]'); |
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const match = meta?.content?.match(/WordPress ([\d.]+)/); |
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if (match) { |
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return match[1]; |
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} |
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return null; |
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} |
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function majorVersion(version) { |
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return version.split(".").slice(0, 2).join("."); |
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} |
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function todayKey() { |
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return (/* @__PURE__ */ new Date()).toISOString().slice(0, 10); |
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} |
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function dayOfYearSeed() { |
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const now = /* @__PURE__ */ new Date(); |
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const start = new Date(now.getFullYear(), 0, 0); |
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const diff = now.getTime() - start.getTime(); |
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return Math.floor(diff / 864e5); |
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} |
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function pickQuote(musician) { |
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const pool = musician ? MUSICIAN_QUOTES[musician] ?? JAZZ_WISDOM : JAZZ_WISDOM; |
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return pool[dayOfYearSeed() % pool.length]; |
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} |
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function render(container, version, musician, quote) { |
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container.innerHTML = ""; |
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const root = document.createElement("div"); |
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root.className = "dm-jazz"; |
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const symbol = document.createElement("div"); |
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symbol.className = "dm-jazz__symbol"; |
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symbol.setAttribute("aria-hidden", "true"); |
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symbol.textContent = "♫"; |
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const quoteEl = document.createElement("blockquote"); |
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quoteEl.className = "dm-jazz__quote"; |
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quoteEl.textContent = quote; |
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const attr = document.createElement("div"); |
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attr.className = "dm-jazz__attr"; |
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if (musician) { |
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const nameEl = document.createElement("span"); |
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nameEl.className = "dm-jazz__musician"; |
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nameEl.textContent = musician; |
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attr.appendChild(nameEl); |
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} |
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if (version) { |
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const wpEl = document.createElement("span"); |
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wpEl.className = "dm-jazz__version"; |
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wpEl.textContent = "WordPress " + version + (musician ? "" : " — jazz wisdom"); |
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attr.appendChild(wpEl); |
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} |
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root.appendChild(symbol); |
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root.appendChild(quoteEl); |
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root.appendChild(attr); |
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container.appendChild(root); |
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} |
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const mount = async (container, ctx) => { |
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const stored = ctx.storage.get("daily"); |
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const today = todayKey(); |
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if (stored && stored.date === today) { |
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render(container, stored.version, stored.musician, stored.quote); |
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return () => void 0; |
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} |
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const version = detectWpVersion(); |
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const major = version ? majorVersion(version) : null; |
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const musician = major ? WP_CODENAMES[major] ?? null : null; |
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const quote = pickQuote(musician); |
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ctx.storage.set("daily", { date: today, quote, musician, version }); |
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render(container, version, musician, quote); |
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return () => void 0; |
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}; |
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const w = window; |
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w.desktopModeWidgets = w.desktopModeWidgets ?? {}; |
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w.desktopModeWidgets[WIDGET_ID] = mount; |
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})(); |
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